Source: @imp
look all i'm saying is that the flinstones baby doesn't have a gun
we could’ve just chisled in the fuckin date on it it’s not some stone age creation
yhea because the squid people that inherit the earth will know when Christ was born
They 👏 Will 👏 Be 👏 Catholic
soooo i made geoguessr out of the hermitcraft season 8 download
if you want to play!!
people with medical issues are not “putting a strain on the medical system”. that’s what the medical system is for. yes this includes people with substance use related medical issues and other people often considered undeserving of help
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
[ID: A screenshot of Brennan Lee Mulligan on the ‘Um, Actually’ youtube show, pointing aggressively at the camera and saying (in captions), “I will die on any hill.” /End ID]
july in appalachia by keaton st. james
(patreon)
[poem text: ma says there’s an angel in the creek out behind old mr. henry’s shack. she saw it when she was seven years old, playing by herself while her pa helped mr. henry with his hay bales: sliced her bare foot open on a jagged rock, and the angel swam towards the blood in the water.
ma looked right into the angel’s six blind eyes and asked him, “how come you’re down here, sleepin’ in the mud, when you could be up in heaven, plantin’ sunflowers for god?”
his wings were like a dragonfly’s, transparent and glimmerin’, and his halo was a ring of algae. the angel grinned, three rows of sharp teeth, and said, “girlie, god has plans for the bluegills too.”
end poem text.]