you died the worst death. ...for the chainsaw boy, that is.

fae | 20 | he/him | MY GOAL...IT'S TO TOUCH BOOBS!

hey @freakvampiresex can you stop putting shit on my dash i dont want to hear about that old man and how bad you want to fuck him anymore 👍

*bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* GRRRRRRGHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT THAT OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!

I DONT WANT TO FUCKING HEAR ABOUT THE OLD MAN ANYMORE BRO!!! *grabs you by the shoulders and starts rolling around in the dirt with you* *blood everywhere* THAT OLD MAN HAS TAKEN EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you wanna go? you wanna fucking go? come at me bro. come at me. *my eyes go black and i start howling like a wolf* *blood everywhere everywhere everywhere* *the moon is out and she is glowing oh so beautifully* *i go in for the kill but im not actually strong and i mortally wound myself*

*once the dust has settled i see all of your life force coating the dusty ground red* *for a flash, you see my face contort into a worried expression, something between a mix of horror and regret* *but all the same i return to my anger and hate* This is what you get for fucking that old man, you fucking freak.

*i spit on you as you begin the process of bleeding out* *it will be slow* *it might last a while* *or something*

*dying bleeding dying dying im bleeding out and dying wuh* *im pathetically trying to hit you but my punches are the equivalent of lightly tapping you* *the light leaves my eyes but before it does i ask...* wanna...... Makeout........

*my facade breaks* *i weep* *and whimper* of course, ilya ........

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AND SCENE!!!!!

Posted 7 months agoon 5 September @ 14:12pm with 28 notes.
#TYPICAL ILYA POST. REBLOG!

The Wheel of Samsara did not account for transformation fetishists. What if I want to be a beast? Ever think of that?

Just called. They thought of it

Your gonna be a chair

is my mahogany beautiful

You are made of balsa and they are painting you puce.

Posted 6 hours agoon 20 April @ 3:23am with 9,264 notes.
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bruno-has-definitely-deactivatedeactivated

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Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 6:38am with 79,974 notes.
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Las serpientes son pajitas grandes

Very cute! Snakes can drink water in a more normal-looking way - but the cup setup is a little awkward, and anyway lots of snakes like to be a bit silly with it! I have several who like to drink water exclusively with their heads resting on the bottom of their water bowls!

I want to stick my entire head in a jar of water and for people to see the amount of water slowly decrease as I chug silently

Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 6:16am with 64,947 notes.
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Buying a car

English added by me :)

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Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 5:54am with 67,903 notes.
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Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 5:34am with 46,336 notes.
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 5:12am with 20,532 notes.
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Jesus turned his whimper into whine

Jesus' body was bred you say?

Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 4:50am with 2,031 notes.
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Watching this forever goodbye

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WHOS SEXY IM SEXY WHOS SEXY IM SEXY

Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 4:28am with 58,222 notes.
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smiling through it all can't believe this is my life

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Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 4:06am with 3,719 notes.
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Horror

Posted 1 day agoon 19 April @ 3:44am with 5,186 notes.
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